Please Don't Pet The Locals
Please Don't Pet The Locals
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- 🚚Ships in 5-7 business days
- 📦Free US shipping on orders over $50
- 🇺🇸100% US-grown ring-spun cotton
- ↩️Easy 30-day returns
- 👕Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight garment-dyed cotton
Every year, some well-meaning tourist at Yellowstone gets a little too close to a two-thousand-pound bison and learns, midair, that these are not petting-zoo animals.
Consider this your public service announcement. Please don't pet the locals.
Soft, heavyweight garment-dyed tee.
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
Our tees run true to size with a relaxed, slightly roomy fit. If you are between sizes, or you just love an oversized look, we recommend sizing up.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Orders ship in 5-7 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $50. If anything arrives damaged or not what you ordered, just email us within 30 days and we will make it right with a replacement or a refund.
Quality & Care
Quality & Care
Every tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, a heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton tee, garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel from the very first wear. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The vintage look only gets better with age.
Let customers speak for us
Love having both iconic Yosemite landmarks on one design instead of picking just one. Fits just as well as my Half Dome tee. Great quality all around.
Did Angels Landing right after Zion Narrows and this one captures how terrifying and amazing it was. I've got the Greetings From Zion shirt too and this one's just as good. Great gift for anyone who's actually done that hike.
Did the Narrows this spring and the design actually looks like the canyon walls, not some generic clipart. Pairs perfectly with my Glacier shirt, basically my whole trip wardrobe at this point.
Sat in an actual bison jam in Yellowstone for 40 minutes so this shirt is basically a documentary of my trip. Made my whole family laugh when I unwrapped it. Wore it around the campground and got a lot of comments.
Bison graphic is detailed and the shirt fits like a true medium should. I wear this one on rotation with my Arches shirt, both are great quality. Great gift for anyone into the park.
I hiked Zion with my husband last spring and this shirt brings me right back. Love the retro font, feels like something you'd actually find in an old park gift shop. Fabric is soft and true to size.
Glacier Point was the highlight of our Yosemite trip and this shirt nails the view. Half Dome in the background is a nice detail most shirts skip. My brother, who was with us that day, wants one too.
Summited Longs Peak last August and this shirt is a perfect way to remember it. Love that it lists the elevation, little detail that means a lot if you've actually stood up there. Fit is true to size.
This is one of a few shirts I own from here and they're consistently great. The layered canyon colors on this one look almost like a postcard. Soft, well fitted, and my whole family wears theirs constantly.
Earned this shirt the hard way, did the cables route in August and about died. Wore it home on the plane and had two people stop me to talk about the hike. Great quality, not some flimsy tee.
We stopped at Delicate Arch on our way through Moab and this shirt captures that sunset almost exactly how I remember it. Colors are gorgeous in person, way better than the photo online. Soft fabric too, not that stiff screen print feel.
Wore this after our backpacking trip through Glacier and my buddies keep asking about it. The vintage postcard style is exactly my thing. Print has held up through a whole summer of wear, no cracking.
Simple design but that's what I like about it. Doesn't scream tourist shirt, just a clean arch graphic that people who've actually been there will recognize. Fits true to size and holding up well after a few washes.